cockster!
Now i update my blog once a month..haha..but anyway today i had one encounter that i will share with all of u... an encounter with an ah pek...a cockster ah pek.
I went out with my good friend..to have dinner.. known her for like damn long already.. so yeah a simple dinner...cum business meeting haha... anyway we were crossing the road at bugis junction ( yeah the traffic light towards the market there ), and i was telling her what "cockster" meant in the army... this is how it went :
she: " cockster... isit those people who are failures ? "
me : "not really... u know..in army, cockster is like those people who always screw up and cannot get things right"
then....this guy in front of us in his 50s i think...he turned around and said this LOUDLY in chinese:
" you all young people ah, whole day speak english, u all must speak more chinese, dun forget that u are chinese "
i kept laughing at him after he said that, laughed out loud in fact...then i said
me : " uncle, u think i dont know how to speak chinese? "
him : " aiyah u young people, think u all so smart, but still young, dunno anything "
me: " eh fuck u lah uncle, u think u very smart ? "
him: " FUCK?! FUCK?! ah FUCK somemore, only know how to scold, so rude"
after that, he went on and on about young people, and i kept saying " yaaayaaayaa ya shut up yaaa yaa "
then he said something which made me change my tone...abit
him: " u all buy 4D, think u can make it big..i tell u, u are wrong...government make so much, u all sure lose out "
me: " eh uncle, i dun buy 4D"
him: " aiya, u not even 18, cannot buy, what u know? no money what u know? "
me: " uncle, do u know how old i am ? "
he kept quiet...for awhile..then kept blabbering about how we were young and dont know anything... HAHAHAHAA...i kept saying BYE BYE...hahahah then i walked off
kinda cool eh? hahah u dun get this shit everyday.
posted by kEv @ 9:33 PM
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